Things are happening.
Apart from in the country which should and probably shall forevermore be known as Trumpton, that is.
I thought you might like to know.
Oh really? It makes a pleasant change to hear that you’re so keen to know what’s going on in my life, may I say?
Sick of elections and referendums eh! Can’t say I blame you. Anyway, this has nothing to do with politics.
No, honest! I mean it! Not much anyway.
‘Cos like I said, things are happening.
DOGNAPPED! as I told you a few weeks back is in the final of The People’s Book Prize next year.
Sorry, I know I keep ‘banging on about it,’ as you put it, but someone has to publicise it and if it ain’t me then…
Yes, thanks for sharing, reblogging and retweeting it. I do appreciate it honest.
Anyway. I just wanted to say that the next book, IN THE DOGHOU|SE! is shortly due for release.
You will review it won’t you?
Here’s a picture of Rascal just to whet your appetite.Yes, Ian’s done a fantastic job illustrating again hasn’t he?
And there’s more.
Yes there is.
In the great tradition of Ernie Wise I have wrote a play. Two in fact.
One for radio – just giving a heads up if anyone from the BBC is looking in. No, I can’t tell you what it’s about – I’d have to shoot you! But it is very good, I’ve read it as well as written it!
The other is a stage play for The Comedy Theatre Group, a local amateur band I joined up with recently. It’s meant to be a political satire, but judging by recent real life events you might not recognise it as such!
If I had released it a few months back you’d have said it was totally unrealistic. In the light of what’s been going on you might now think that it’s not mad enough!
Anyway, hopefully we can get it staged sometime around Easter.
See, I’m not just a pretty face.
Oh thanks, you never thought that I was! There’s no need! Why do you think I don’t post selfies on here!?
Yes, there is more.
You’re getting bored now? I’ll be quick then.
I’ve got a couple of speaking slots at the Wolverhampton Literature Festival at the end of January next year. I’ll tell you more a bit nearer the date, but if you can’t wait then take a look at http://wolvesliteraturefestival.co.uk
I’m on Black Country Radio on Friday at 2p.m. That’s Dave Homer’s show and I’m going to tell him all I’ve just written down here – plus a bit more that I holding back for now.
So you’ll have to listen now won’t you, I know you don’t like to miss anything.
It’s 102.5 FM – see you there!