It’s a strange thing when you have too much time on your hands. The things that go through your mind I mean.
Take now for instance. I’m on a plane.
I’ve been sat in more or less the same position for nigh on 3 1/2 hours and I’m likely to do so for a further 5 1/2. Despicable Me 3 has just finished and you get to thinking,
1. Should I go to the loo, just for something to do?
2. When are they feeding me again?
3. What the bejasus is holding this thing in the air?
I know, I know – you can get all scientific on me.
You can tell me about differential air pressure until you’re blue in the face.
Yes, and thrust too madam. I thought you might put your twopennorth in!
But it’s me sitting here over the wing and believe you me, there’s very little between the underside of the aerilon (or whatever that flappy thing is called) and the tip of bloody Greenland as far as I can see.
And 39000 feet straight down looks pretty far at the moment, I can tell you.
Between us and Arsuk (it’s true, Google it. What an unfortunate postal address that is! Where do you live? Arsuk. Well I only asked!) there is air. A lot of it admittedly, but it’s not exactly heavy. We breath the stuff in and out constantly and it doesn’t take a great deal of effort. Can it really hold up God knows how many tons (yes I know it’s tonnes but we’re going to the USA. And anyway, after Brexit do we get our measurements back?) of aircraft, fuel, cargo and us poor bloody passengers?
Furthermore, have you had the chance to study an aeroplane wing in detail?
No? Nor me until now. Honestly I’ve seen more sheet steel in your average bus shelter.
And rivets! Don’t talk to me about rivets! I used rivets in metalwork at school once. Not the sturdiest of fixings in my opinion.
Pardon? Yes, that was rather a long time ago, thank you for pointing that out.
As I was saying I have used the odd rivet in various metallurgical disasters and they do in my experience tend to shear as soon as you look at them. Yes, I know that there are rather a lot of them dotted about the aerodynamic surfaces, but personally and particularly now that my mind is working overtime, I would have preferred to see row upon row of nice half inch diameter bolts. In super high tensile steel!
So what is it holding us up?
I’ve had a lot of time to think.
And I have come to the conclusion that there is only on possible logical answer.
It’s magic.
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It’s definitely magic. I will never get over the wonder of planes & flying.
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Magic indeed…I believe in magic! Don’t think too much about it, just go with it 🙂
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Love it – sending link to my father in law – ex aircraft engineer on concorde!!
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I have the actual diagram somewhere that proves it’s all just magic… will have to dig that up for you. You could google it, but you’re clearly busy figuring things out and being funny. Can’t interrupt that with image searches—you’re doing important work here, keep it up!
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Sorry, I don’t understand the ‘funny’ part of your reply? This is serious research you know. 😀
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Oh, I was referring to your other posts. Well, that and the funny town you made up.
Shit, I’ve just realized you didn’t make it up. And they say it just like… oh dear. Well, nevermind. Your other stuff was quite funny. Poor Arsuk, though… should we take up a collection so they can buy a respectable name?
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Great. Now that song is stuck in my head 😉
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Very impressive research you have done. The conclusion you have come to is obvious! Well done solving the age old question of how in the heck planes fly! 😉
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Great conclusion! Loved the humour😊
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