I know, I know.
Don’t keep on!
‘If I carry on like this I’ll never get anything done.’
Whinging on like that!
I’ll log out in five minutes, o.k?
…hang on, just got to…
…well, did you ever?
I’ve never seen one that shape before.
Have you?
I didn’t think so.
What?
Yes, I’m coming. (not in that way madam, you’re on the wrong blog site! If you want that sort of stuff I think you press ctrl, alt, delete and ask for Tarquin).
Where were we?
Ah yes, you were trying to get my attention.
And I was…
…any minute…
…hold up!
Did you see that!?
Blimey! She’s extremely flexible.
For someone with an Adams apple.
Yes I know.
It’s an addiction.
My name is David J Robertson and I’m a social media addict.
Extreme measures are called for – I really should write out one hundred times:-
I must stop procrastinating, get on with my WIP and ignore my social media accounts.
I must stop procrastinating, get on with my WIP and ignore my social media accounts.
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I must stop procrastinating, get on with my WIP and ignore my social media accounts.
I must stop procrastinating, get on with my WIP and ignore my social media accounts.
Ah now – where was I?
Oh yeah, have you seen that guy with the banjo and the goat on Facebook?
I must leave a comment.
‘Lol!’
And share it!
Funniest thing I’ve seen since…
Whoa!
What’s this?
Oh no, not the ice skating chimp with the puppy and the kitten again!
Some people!
Seriously, I’m going to have to unfriend them.
I’m just so sick of this cutesy stuff!
It just makes me want to chuff up my dinner.
But before I let them drift into social obscurity I’m going to comment,
‘FFS!’
Just to show them.
Bastards!
I wonder what’s happening on Twitter?
mistybooks 